Shout-out to Laura Mallory

Posted in Uncategorized on April 2, 2011 by kramsheldon1221

Thank you, Laura Mallory, for encouraging illiteracy, intolerance, and just plain general stupidity. You make my plans for World Domination so much easier.

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Shout-out to Stephanie Meyer

Posted in Uncategorized on April 2, 2011 by kramsheldon1221

I would like to take a moment to thank Stephanie Meyer for teaching young girls all over the world that having an undead monster climb through their window in the middle of the night and watching them sleep is romantic, not creepy. You make my job of World Domination so much easier.

Hello world!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 2, 2011 by kramsheldon1221

I plan to be dominating you, someday, so I figured this would be a good time to introduce myself.  Some of you, of course, shall become servants, others slaves, and in general the women shall be concubines.  Might as well prepare yourselves now for this inevitable eventuality.

I am here at WordPress for several reasons, not the least of which include:

  1. Promoting my plans for Global Domination

  2. Commemorating outstanding individuals who perpetuate the ideologies of illiteracy, intolerance, ignorance, and all-around stupidity (all of which assist me greatly in my plans for aforementioned Global Domination)

  3. And, most important of all, making my Good Twin, Mark Sheldon, look bad.

You all might as well just start bowing to me now, as there will be a lot of that going on once I take over.

Your future Lord, Leader and Lacerator,

Kram Sheldon