Shout out to Michael Bay

Today, I would like to send a shout out to Michael Bay. By continually producing/directing mindless films that are utterly devoid of content, originality, character development, and morality, you bring down the intelligence quota of the country and thereby make it so much easier for my Evil Cohorts and I to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Furthermore, by raping nostalgic franchises, such as Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you weaken the spirits of those who grew up in the 80’s and 90’s, and make them believe that absolutely nothing is sacred.

Thank you, Michael Bay and Perpetuators of Stupidity everywhere, for your ongoing efforts and support of this un-noble cause!

This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by Kram Sheldon: Evil Mastermind, Schemer of Nefarious Deeds, and Vice-President of the Evil Warlords’ Knitting Club.

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