Shout-out to Intellectual Snobs
Today, I would like to send a shout out to intellectual snobs everywhere. By confusing intelligence with having your head up your ass, you make other people not want to be intelligent, and thereby make it easier for me to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Thank you, Perpetuators of Stupidity, for your ongoing efforts and support of this un-noble cause!
This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by Kram Sheldon: Evil Mastermind, Schemer of Nefarious Deeds, and Vice-President of the Evil Warlords’ Knitting Club.