Shout-out To The Idiots in Front of The Post Office
Today, I would like to send a shout out to those very special individuals who like to post themselves in front of the Post Office, sing the National Anthem with tears in their eyes, and compare Barak Obama to Adolf Hitler. You make my job of WORLD DOMINATION so much easier, I don’t even know where to begin. But I will give it a shot.
By comparing Barak Obama to the man who was primarily responsible for the deaths of six million people, you contribute to making people forget what REAL evil is, as well as encourage people to forget what one of the most tragic events in History REALLY was about, and thereby allow my Evil Cohorts and I to commence our nefarious deeds unencombered.
By spreading this belief that Socialism and Fascism are the same thing, you encourage the un-enlightenment that so-called “educated” people who have actually read history textbooks spend so much time fighting against. Since these “educated” people also spend so much time thwarting the efforts of myself and my Evil Cohorts, anything that makes their lives harder and encourages less people to be like them is a good thing in my book.
By protesting Evil Socialism in front of one of the primary examples of a Socialist institution in America (that incidentally was established by the nation’s Forefathers), you bring whole new levels of meaning to the words “hypocrisy,” “stupidity,” and “ignorance,” all of which are words that I hold dear to my heart.
Thank you, Perpetuators of Stupidity, for your ongoing efforts and support of this un-noble cause!
This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by Kram Sheldon: Evil Mastermind, Schemer of Nefarious Deeds, and Vice-President of the Evil Warlords’ Knitting Club.