Shout-Out To Anthony Weiner

Today, I would like to send out a very special, heart-felt shout-out to (don’t say you couldn’t see this one coming…) Anthony Weiner. By perpetuating the stereotype that all politicians are sex-crazed, misogynistic dicks, and thereby distracting the news media from anything actually important to the world at large, you make it that much easier for me to CONQUER THE WORLD.

Next time, Weiner, I suggest typing with both hands to make sure you don’t pull a Jim Levenstein.

This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by Kram Sheldon: Evil Mastermind, Schemer of Nefarious Deeds, and Vice-President of the Evil Warlords’ Knitting Club.

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