Shout-Out To Anthony Weiner
Today, I would like to send out a very special, heart-felt shout-out to (don’t say you couldn’t see this one coming…) Anthony Weiner. By perpetuating the stereotype that all politicians are sex-crazed, misogynistic dicks, and thereby distracting the news media from anything actually important to the world at large, you make it that much easier for me to CONQUER THE WORLD.
Next time, Weiner, I suggest typing with both hands to make sure you don’t pull a Jim Levenstein.
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