Shout-out to Twitter

Today, I would like to send a special thank you to Twitter, for encouraging illiteracy and obsessive stalking.  By teaching tweens all over the world that it’s okay to stalk celebrities and that tlkng lyk ths iz wayy kuul, you make it so much easier for me to take over the world tomorrow.  I tip my hat to you, Twitter!

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